(Performance without the talents of Todd Sheaffer) (A) First time played, written by Andrew Altman (B) First time played, written by Andrew Altman ( C ) First time played, written by Mary McCaslin (D) First time played, written by James Keelaghan (E) First time played, as performed by the Violent Femmes, Gordon Gano lyricist (F) First time played, written by K. C. Carey