Jellyfish

Lyrics:

• Chorus:
• My brain is just a jellyfish in the ocean of my head
• ‘Cause I drank too much tequila and I woke up seein’ red
• Now all I really want from life is to crawl back into bed
• On account that my brain is just a jellyfish in the ocean of my head


• Well I woke up this mornin’ and the phone was ringing
• My boss was talking just kept on squawkin’ like a vacuum cleaner
• Like a barking dog like a headache screamin’ through my mental fog
• So I pulled on my pants and headed towards the door
• But the room began to spin and I fell to the floor
• Almost made it to work but stopped along the way
• Two girls said 'hey wanna come with us to Santa Fe?'
• I said I’d love to but you see I’ve got to get to my job
• That’s when they knocked me out and threw me in the back of their Saab


• Well I work up somewhere around Pagosa Springs
• Both of them lookin’ at me and gigglin’ and whisperin things
• We arrived at their house a big adobe palace
• I gave a lecherous look to the girl named Alice


• I could tell right away that they both were willin’
• But the next thing that happened wasn’t quite so thrillin’
• They said first you’ve got to come up and meet Mary’s mom
• But it wasn’t a mom more like an atom bomb hit and this came Out from where the earth was split Rollin’ pin in hand Gestapo Patch on arm she was mean and she was bound to do me some harm
• So I run down the steps in the front of the house
• Back to the highway I scurried like a mouse
• Take off my backpack pull out some rum
• Take a big long swig and sick out my thumb


• Chorus


• I arrived at work early the next morning they said 'Where you been? Cause the boss has been roaring.'
• I said “never mind that, listen what I say, If you drink too much tequila
• Stay at home the next day. And don’t mess with women from Santa Fe’.