Okie From Muskogee

Lyrics:

• We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
• We don't take no trips on LSD
• We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street;
• We like livin' right, and bein' free.


• I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
• A place where even squares can have a ball
• We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
• And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all


• We don't make a party out of lovin';
• We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
• We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
• Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.


• And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
• A place where even squares can have a ball.
• We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
• And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.


• Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
• Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
• Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
• And the kids here still respect the college dean.


• We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
• In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.